I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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