singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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