went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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