hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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