they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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