Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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