I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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