Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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