You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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