You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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