I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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