adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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