So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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