drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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