my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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