Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You ruined the universe
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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