I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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