Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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