I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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