I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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