Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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