Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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