I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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