Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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