I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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