I hate your face
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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