So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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