So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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