You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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