We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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