My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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