He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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