Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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