OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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