I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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