Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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