I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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