If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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