i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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