I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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