we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
There r osticjed everywhere
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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