You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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