Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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