I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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