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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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