hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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