She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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