he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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