i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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