so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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